Splinters in her crotch...

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,

and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville ,

WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She

wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started

to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a

spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid

down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She

told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter

and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her

story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the

examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The

angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then

told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental

Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land

Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a

“recreational area” so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm

sorry, but due to ObamaCare they turned me down."