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This is America to me...#FuckSoccer...

We are the only country that says feet and inches....not centimeters.....and we don't measure in degrees Celsius....it's Fahrenheit over here bitches...and we use the dollar and so then WILL EVERYBODY ELSE.....and we speak ENGLISH and if you want to do business with us YOU SHOULD TOO......we hate Communism, love Jesus, and in God We Trust. And we don't take August off "just because" and we don't take naps or "siestas" in the middle of the day because THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE AND MONEY TO BE MADE. We enjoy shooting guns and talking shit about our government and watching FOOTBALL on Sundays and hating everything about soccer. #Merica

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